Please don’t be THAT guy, Mr. McDouche from Doucheville. You know, the one that drove through a puddle and got your cane-wielding Grandma drenched in muddy water. The guy who’s ego is so heinously oversized, he’d sink the canoe his douchery fills. The “i’m so cool” guy that lights up his loud-as-screaming-neon boat motor on the lake only to travel in a circle the size of your grocery store parking lot. Don’t. Be. That. Guy. Wear this cool vintage inspired graphic design and remind those around you to just be cool.
Don't Be a Canoe
Brand of shirt subject to availability, but we only use high quality and reputable items that are made to last and wear like your most comfortable, lived-in favorite. All of our graphics are done via sublimation (inks infused into the fabric) or with high quality heat transfer vinyl, and both processes yield a crisp and lasting graphic. Select shirt type and size when ordering. All unisex sizing unless specified otherwise. Available in a variety of colors - see palette in listing and select from dropdown menu when ordering.
